highlights(?) from the last 30 years including never-before-seen photos* which give insight† into the real me *** submit more photos here.
*mostly † maybe
3rd april 1995 - i'm on the left. my twin, Connor, is on the right
always smiling
learned to pout early
style over practicality
always happy in good knitwear
tom daley fan before it was cool
an angel from the start
always a sweetie
yeehaw!
first day at school
devoted scout
everyone knows I love football
hairstyle trendsetter
aways kissing girls
certainly never any warning signs...
never worn a dress
(god the hair was bad)
has all the moves
instagram profile picture for over a decade (rip)
never pouts in photos
expert costum maker (it's a skeleton, not a panda)
tourists never think i'm going out with my oldest friend, Emily, because we look like a couple
never been blinded my a mixture of cheap cava and shaving foam
expert at handling long poles
my first tinder picture (turned out to be very successful)
can take drink well
have always been able to cope with late nights
(...even the ones that got a bit wierd)
and is never hungover
can deal with the london heat
never takes toilet selfies
never takes gym selfies either
is very modest
and hates a tight tshirt
isn't excited by the fake buttons on the dlr
doesn't still have a teddy bear (or two)
always subtle
very subtle (and hates an innuendo)
have never stalked tom daley's husband
certainly have never made a tshirt with tom daley on it
doesn't wear a onesie (the most comfortable clothing in the world)
didn't queue for 12 hours to see the queen
doesn't wear stupid cyling glasses
and hasn't bought fake glasses because tom holland had some too
always wears tasteful eyeliner
never mentions the ironman
always productive in the office
loathes christmas